The following is humor and should not be taken seriously.
If you can't take a joke don't read any further, turn
off your computer and quickly seek professional
psychiatric help.  Seriously.

See no evil

What goes

                “clip-clop,

                         clip-clop,

                               clip-clop,

                                        bang-bang,

                                              clip-clop,

                                                       clip-clop” ?

An Amish Drive-by Shooting.